GOOD INTRO FOR TOURISM....ANYONE NEEDS MISERY?

You have your photos against the background of every conceivable  landmark. The pyramids make you yawn. You've been to luxury resorts. You've tried eco-tourism. You've gone to working trips abroad. You've done sex in Thailand and drugs in Amsterdam. You've taught English and teeth brushing techniques to flee-ridden children in Zimbabwe. You've stayed in Hymalayan buddhist monasteries and hand-fed penguins in the Antarctic. You've seen it all. People and places, cultures and countries no longer amuse you.

Realization that in six thousand years of civilization humanity hasn't generated enough entertainment for just this one lousy lifetime of yours makes you dangerously bored.  

For the sophisticated misanthrope you've become we are proud to present the new revolutionary conCept of

Misery Tourism©

THE BOMZH EXPERIENCE
A view from below

The Bomzh (Outcast) Experience. An exercise in transcending social roles. See how the world looks from the bottom in the guise of a Moscow homeless ("bomzh"). Rags and eau de bomzh made of our own organically grown partly decomposed potatoes, beans and onions is supplied and applied for a small extra fee that reflects the fact that some of us are cleanliness freaks. If you are a wimp, someone will be appointed to observe you at all times to give you a sense of security. Ask about the macho option...